Adam Sandler

I think the reason I don't read is because, when I'm reading, I feel like I'm missing out on something else. You know, What are my friends doing? Where's my girlfriend?

With the amount of money I have, it's difficult raising children the way I was raised.

My movies just kind of sneak up on you. I don't have to worry too much about what everybody is going to say. Anyway, I really don't pay attention to what the world says about my movies. I just care about what my buddies think.

I sang a song at my sister's wedding. My mother forced me into that, too. But that one felt all right.

I read to my kid, but I can't stand reading.

I'm not looking to get away from anything. I like what I've done. I like what I get to do and I enjoy working with my friends. I loved those movies, but this is incredible.

The problem with me, as far as getting married and having a family, is that my comedy is so important to me. So I don't know if I'll ever be as good a dad as my dad.

The Canteen Boy, the reason you feel bad for him and you can laugh is because he, and I guess a lot of my characters, they don't notice they're getting made fun of. So they'll say something back that's not that great a quip, but in their mind they won the argument.

I don't think about that. I wasn't a kid growing up saying one day I'll get an Oscar and make a speech. That wasn't on my mind. So what I do is the best work I can do.

I was just a young guy who was excited to become a comedian and an actor and I just wanted to get to do what I got to do.

When I'm around the kids I feel like I act the most grown-up just because you're supposed to. And I say things, like every other day, that remind me of my own parents.

I've always liked older ladies, ever since my mother would have B'nai B'rith at our house.

When I take my kid to school, all the parents stop and stare.

My father used to wear the same pants for like a week.

In one day, I have times where I'm feeling great, I feel like I love my life, and then 2:30 rolls around and I'm the angriest man alive. My wife sees it.

In high school I wanted to be a rock star and was in a lot of bands.

I had my moments of being humiliated, and then I had moments of doing something humiliating. I'm glad I lived out both roles.

This character feels so much like my brother. He has two children. He has a wife. He works with me. He chooses to stay in New Hampshire because he wants his kids to grow up in the school they started with. He doesn't want them to lose friends. He is his family's hero.

I like sitting and writing with my buddies.

Girls are soft and pretty.