Christopher Morley

There is only one success - to be able to spend your life in your own way.

Heavy hearts, like heavy clouds in the sky, are best relieved by the letting of a little water.

No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as the dog does.

We've had bad luck with our kids - they've all grown up.

Humor is perhaps a sense of intellectual perspective: an awareness that some things are really important, others not; and that the two kinds are most oddly jumbled in everyday affairs.

There are three ingredients in the good life: learning, earning and yearning.

There is only one rule for being a good talker - learn to listen.

In every man's heart there is a secret nerve that answers to the vibrations of beauty.

A man who has never made a woman angry is a failure in life.