Clare Boothe Luce

But if God wanted us to think with our wombs, why did he give us a brain.

I don't have a warm personal enemy left. They've all died off. I miss them terribly because they helped define me.

Male supremacy has kept woman down. It has not knocked her out.

Politicians talk themselves red, white, and blue in the face.

Advertising has done more to cause the social unrest of the 20th century than any other single factor.

The oppressed never free themselves - they do not have the necessary strengths.

A man's home may seem to be his castle on the outside; inside is more often his nursery.

Thoughts have no sex.

There is nothing like a good dose of another woman to make a man appreciate his wife.

The women who inspired this play deserved to be smacked across the head with a meat ax and that, I flatter myself, is exactly what I smacked them with.

They say women talk too much. If you have worked in Congress you know that the filibuster was invented by men.

Technological man can't believe in anything that can't be measured, taped, or put into a computer.

A man has only one escape from his old self: to see a different self in the mirror of some woman's eyes.

You know, that's the only good thing about divorce; you get to sleep with your mother.

Women know what men have long forgotten. The ultimate economic and spiritual unit of any civilization is still the family.

Lying increases the creative faculties, expands the ego, and lessens the frictions of social contacts.

Nature abhors a virgin - a frozen asset.

In politics women type the letters, lick the stamps, distribute the pamphlets and get out the vote. Men get elected.

The politicians were talking themselves red, white and blue in the face.

It is matrimonial suicide to be jealous when you have a really good reason.