1893 – 1980 • American • Comedian
Politics is developing more comedians than radio ever did.
Be a awful nice to 'em goin' up, because you're gonna meet 'em all comin' down.
Be nice to people on your way up because you meet them on your way down.
If I'd known how old I was going to be I'd have taken better care of myself.
I hate music, especially when it's played.
Man is the only animal that can be skinned more than once.
