Kin Hubbard

A lot of Thanksgiving days have been ruined by not carving the turkey in the kitchen.

If you haven't seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven't seen her smile her prettiest.

We would all like to vote for the best man but he is never a candidate.

Lack of pep is often mistaken for patience.

Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune.

The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.