Samuel Goldwyn

The harder I work, the luckier I get.

When someone does something good, applaud! You will make two people happy.

Why should people go out and pay money to see bad films when they can stay at home and see bad television for nothing?

I had a monumental idea this morning, but I didn't like it.

A hospital is no place to be sick.

Any man who goes to a psychiatrist ought to have his head examined.

Give me a smart idiot over a stupid genius any day.

A bachelor's life is no life for a single man.