1935 • American • Director
I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose.
I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers.
Eighty percent of success is showing up.
If my films don't show a profit, I know I'm doing something right.
Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.
I think being funny is not anyone's first choice.
I believe there is something out there watching us. Unfortunately, it's the government.
I am not afraid of death, I just don't want to be there when it happens.
