"A high-brow is someone who looks at a sausage and thinks of Picasso." — A. P. Herbert

I am sure that the party system is right and necessary. There must be some scum.

If nobody said anything unless he knew what he was talking about, a ghastly hush would descend upon the earth.

An Englishman never enjoys himself, except for a noble purpose.

The Englishman never enjoys himself except for a noble purpose.