"I've always liked older ladies, ever since my mother would have B'nai B'rith at our house." — Adam Sandler

I think the reason I don't read is because, when I'm reading, I feel like I'm missing out on something else. You know, What are my friends doing? Where's my girlfriend?

With the amount of money I have, it's difficult raising children the way I was raised.

My movies just kind of sneak up on you. I don't have to worry too much about what everybody is going to say. Anyway, I really don't pay attention to what the world says about my movies. I just care about what my buddies think.

I sang a song at my sister's wedding. My mother forced me into that, too. But that one felt all right.