"The only mystery in life is why the kamikaze pilots wore helmets." — Al McGuire

When a guy takes off his coat, he's not going to fight. When a guy takes off his wristwatch, watch out!

When I was losing, they called me nuts. When I was winning they called me eccentric.

I think the world is run by 'C' students.

Winning is overrated. The only time it is really important is in surgery and war.