“The one thing I think I've noticed about shows that are supposed to be funny on …” — Alan Alda

I've been nominated twice before as actor in a leading part. Now I'm nominated as actor in a supporting part. If I don't win, I'll just wait until I'm nominated for being in the theater during the show. Do they have one like that?

I used to be a Catholic. I left because I object to conversion by concussion. If you don't agree with what they teach, you get clobbered over the head until you do. All that does is change the shape of the head.

My background is on the stage, so when I'd write movies, they'd be a lot like plays.

No matter how big the audience is going to be. I'm interested in doing things that are fun.