"I really love the BBC, and my wife works for them, and they've given me lots of work!" — Alex Horne

There's lots of people I'd be keen to see doing things, someone like Jack Dee.

I don't have courage in my convictions and I'm not interested in serious things or politics: if you're doing an hour of standup, you should talk about a few serious things.

The Fringe is by far my favorite time of year; I like everything about it. But there are people I know who are much more successful than me who don't enjoy it.

The most successful people in comedy do seem to be the most funny.