"If you've ever hauled a 28-pound two-year-old around New York, you'll find that men fold at the knee..." — Anthony Bourdain

I don't think people should be encouraged to look like Kate Moss; I think that's unreasonable. I think the normal human body should be glorified. By the same token, if you need a stick to wash yourself, you're not healthy.

Since the very beginning, Emeril's had a sense of humor about me calling him names and poking fun at him.

I do my very best to avoid shark fin.

I'm a control freak. If you're going to slap my name on something, I would like to control it.