“Since I am known as a 'rich' person, I feel I have to tip at least $5 each time …” — Aristotle Onassis

Since I am known as a 'rich' person, I feel I have to tip at least $5 each time I check my coat. On top of that, I would have to wear a very expensive coat, and it would have to be insured. Added up, without a topcoat I save over $20,000 a year.

Aristotle Onassis Businessman • Greek