"By virtue of being born to humanity, every human being has a right to the development and fulfillmen..." — Ashley Montagu

Girls marry for love. Boys marry because of a chronic irritation that causes them to gravitate in the direction of objects with certain curvilinear properties.

The principal contributor to loneliness in this country is television. What happens is that the family 'gets together' alone.

It is work, work that one delights in, that is the surest guarantor of happiness. But even here it is a work that has to be earned by labor in one's earlier years. One should labor so hard in youth that everything one does subsequently is easy by comparison.

Hell has been described as a pocket edition of Chicago.