"Who is richer? The man who is seen, but cannot see? Or the man who is not being seen, but can see?" — Babe Ruth

How about a little noise. How do you expect a man to putt?

I didn't mean to hit the umpire with the dirt, but I did mean to hit that bastard in the stands.

Cobb is a prick. But he sure can hit. God Almighty, that man can hit.

All ballplayers should quit when it starts to feel as if all the baselines run uphill.