"Cobb is a prick. But he sure can hit. God Almighty, that man can hit." — Babe Ruth

How about a little noise. How do you expect a man to putt?

I didn't mean to hit the umpire with the dirt, but I did mean to hit that bastard in the stands.

All ballplayers should quit when it starts to feel as if all the baselines run uphill.

Baseball changes through the years. It gets milder.