"When in Rome, I must do as the Romans do. When in America, make Bikram copyright and trademark." — Bikram Choudhury

You treat an idiot like an idiot.

I didn't come here without a visa, like everyone from China and Vietnam and Cuba. I came here by special plane... received by the ambassador, by the president of the United States. I should be the most honored man in your country.

In India, nobody sues anybody.

My friend said to me, 'You don't look good,' - because all the time I have to think about law and justice and courts.