“Look how long it took to build the Freedom Tower, and we wanted that. It took 15…” — Bill Burr

People focus too much on whether there's a Democrat or a Republican in office. It's not like this guy Kim-Jong Un got into power the second Trump got into power. It's not like he wasn't a problem. It's not like we haven't had warmongers. It's not like corporations haven't been the main influence on what we're doing around the world.

The Giants beating the undefeated Patriots, that's all a joke. The star of a reality show is going to run the country. The guy who decided if Bret Michaels or Cyndi Lauper would make a better CEO for a company that doesn't exist is going to be running stuff.

I can't quite remember who I voted for president. It wasn't Trump or Hillary, though. I didn't like either one of them.

I have friends in this business who put pictures of their kids on Facebook. That's not something I would do.