“That guy in a twenty-five cent bleacher seat is as much entitled to know a call …” — Bill Klem

It ain't nothin' till I call it.

There are one-hundred fifty-four games in a season and you can find one-hundred fifty-four reasons why your team should have won every one of them.

Fix your eye on the ball from the moment the pitcher holds it in his glove. Follow it as he throws to the plate and stay with it until the play is completed. Action takes place only where the ball goes.

I told the umpires to walk back at least thirty-five feet from home plate. That reduced the arguements.