"If you can't control your peanut butter, you can't expect to control your life." — Bill Watterson

So, what's it like in the real world? Well, the food is better, but beyond that, I don't recommend it.

It's surprising how hard we'll work when the work is done just for ourselves.

I liked things better when I didn't understand them.

Heck, what's a little extortion among friends?