"Now my only income is a few royalty cheques from my books." — Bobby Fischer

Nobody has single-handedly done more for the U.S. than me.

I was never invited to the White House. They invited that Olympic Russian gymnast - that little Communist, Olga Korbut.

I hate ready-made suits, button-down collars, and sports shirts.

I hope the Icelandic government grants me political asylum.