"I was 10 years old, and I went to the Marigold Arena in Chicago, and I was hooked, just like that." — Bobby Heenan

I was so nervous on the night of my honeymoon, I put my pants to bed, and I hung over a chair.

Thank you for 40 years in this industry, because I loved it.

I would like to do commercials, or even work for WWE if they called me. I wouldn't want to go back on the air or manage again, but I would like to be a spokesperson and do stuff like that.

WCW wasn't what I thought it should be. I thought it could be better. I would make suggestions, but nobody would want to hear them. They think you want their job. Please. It would be easier doing their job because they're used to doing nothing.