"I can't believe that women have got to put on so much in the morning. What time do women wake up? Ma..." — Brandon T. Jackson

I come from a young, hip-hop, urban world.

I know how to be funny to black audiences.

My grandma is kind of a rock star. She goes to France and all over.

Why don't women have respect for themselves nowadays? What happen to the woman who learned her grandmama's recipes and made her man sweet potato pie? I tell you, they don't make 'em like they used to. Will my real women stand up, please?