"My early memories are full of football talk around the house, of Dad standing on the terraces at Ayr..." — Brian Clough

To me, scoring goals was just like other boys might regard delivering papers. I just did it - every day.

When I go, God's going to have to give up his favourite chair.

Who the hell wants fourteen pairs of shoes when they go on holiday? I haven't had fourteen pairs in my life.

What young men nowadays don't realise is that ballroom dancing can be such a source of enjoyment.