“It costs a lot to sue a magazine, and it's too bad that we don't have a system w…” — Carol Burnett

I've always been able to recount things, and I have a really good memory about dialog and what people have said before and this and that.

I love the writing. I love the idea of typing and seeing it on the computer and printing it out myself and, you know, moving sentences around. I like that.

Because of YouTube, I'm getting fan mail from 10-year-olds and teenagers and college kids.

I'm not always optimistic. You wouldn't have all cylinders cooking if you were always like Mary Poppins.