“I lived in L.A. for a few months. It seemed like no one there had parents. Or if…” — Catherine O'Hara

The year I married my American husband, I won the lottery - and I tried to give it to somebody else, because I was already approved - not the money lottery, the immigration lottery.

I met Gilda Radner, God bless her, when I was in grade 13, which doesn't exist anymore. The high school I went to went from 9 to 13.

Comedy has changed with the times, thank God - slowly, oh my lord, slowly - but it has.

I only want to write. I don't care about directing, really. I've tried it, and it was fun, but it's not like I have to.