"All I want in life is to pet my dog and cat. After that, all I want to do is post photos of them. Mo..." — Cazzie David

You want to have the perfect balance of hot and funny on your Instagram, but you never want too much of either... Don't try to add humility to your blatant 'hot' posts through a half-hearted attempt at being funny. You look good; just own it.

It's so funny how social media was just this fun thing, and now it's this monster that consumes so many millennial lives.