"Many people cycle or swim to keep trim. But if swimming is so good for the figure, how do you explai..." — Charles Saatchi

There are no hidden depths to me.

I have spent too long being able to manipulate the answers I want from market research to rely upon its findings any more than I do weather forecasts.

If, like me, you have many reasons to be less than secure and self-assured, and like me, you are far from stable even on your best days, don't for a moment imagine a psychotherapist will be of more help than a physiotherapist.

Few people in contemporary art demonstrate much curiosity. The majority spend their days blathering on, rather than trying to work out why one artist is more interesting than another, or why one picture works and another doesn't.