"My neighbors are quiet. I am not. I don't know if they're dead or alive." — Charo

The family of my mother had a lot of money; the family of my father, nothing.

In Spanish, we have a saying: 'The woman and the frying pan belong in the kitchen.' Ohhhh, I hate it!

Listen, even if you go wild, I like class. Everybody in show business never should forget that there is a line, and that you should have class.

I can tell you, to me, Lady Gaga is Madonna with diarrhea.