"I don't think the public here buy this idea that women and men speak different comedic languages." — Chris O'Dowd

Going out with other actors is never good; actresses are neurotic, and actors are horrendous egotists.

Reviewers are the worst laughers in the world.

All of this talk of recession offends me. I am delighted that bankers have less money.

Social media is great, I guess, but it feels like technology is the sapper of innocence.