“I think I was born aged about 86.” — Claudia Winkleman

I've never knowingly taken my make-up off. The stuff you see me in I first put on in the 70s.

My twenties were painful. You had to go out to nightclubs. I love not having to pretend to enjoy those things anymore.

Facebook it turns out, is like MySpace but it's not scary. There aren't a lot of angry looking people with nose rings and um, issues.

I prefer to stick to my old-lady goth/Steve Tyler look. I've found my look - white lipstick, black eyeliner, black clothes.