"That's the beauty of being a comedian - it's the one job you're allowed to do that. We're lucky. We'..." — Colin Quinn

I write all the time - I write poetry, I love to write.

For the most part, comedians are pretty friendly with each other. They always say they badmouth each other, but most of the time, they're friends. We're the only ones that can really stand our type of humor.

Everybody's got a different sense of humor. It's just different styles.

He is very dry but also very funny... I think people tend to feel odd when I do my act. Unless you are an ironic person, it's not a good place for you to be.