“I think Andy Kaufman is to comedy what the Velvet Underground was to music - it'…” — Courtney Love

I'm a catalogue artist: I compete with Bob Dylan.

Much of my high-jinx have been drug-related. When you're under 30, whatever, but once you're past 40 it's just ugly.

I'm ultimately a widow and a single mother, who's not even getting to be a mother right now. I am so alone, it's freaky.

He was so gorgeous... Kurt. I don't know how I got lucky that way.