"The wedding took place in Vermont, where they have legalized gay civil unions, and I married a woman..." — Craig Ferguson

I dropped out of high school when I was 16, after I had a huge argument with my English teacher over the meaning of the word 'existentialism.'

I realized women and humor were linked very closely.

I'm reading a book, because I'm brainy. No, it is a book - if you don't know, it is like a blog except bigger.