"I hate bumper stickers, you can't sum anything up. All you do is paint yourself in some caricaturist..." — David Cross

I was heavily influenced by Andy Kaufman and Steven Wright.

Where my comedy really solidified was when Bush was elected. I couldn't understand how craven and crass he was, and how dumb other people were for electing him.

I'm pretty happy. I obviously have complaints about things, but for the most part, I'm on the above-average side of happy people.

I think I'd be a really good dad. So perhaps I'm doing society a disservice by not having as many kids as possible.