"People ask me, 'What do you do?' And I tell them I'm a writer, but always with the silent reservatio..." — David Mamet

When the three branches of government have failed to represent the citizenry and the mass of the media has failed to represent the citizenry, then the citizenry better represent the citizenry.

I'm not the guy to ask about politics. I'm a gag writer.

It's upsetting to be a man in our society.

Each culture has its own form of staged combat, evolved from its particular method of street fighting and cleaned up for presentation as a spectacle, e.g. savate, Cornish wrestling, karate, kung-fu.