"Of middle age the best that can be said is that a middle-aged person has likely learned how to have ..." — Don Marquis

The art of newspaper paragraphing is to stroke a platitude until it purrs like an epigram.

I have often noticed that ancestors never boast of the descendants who boast of ancestors. I would rather start a family than finish one. Blood will tell, but often it tells too much.

The trouble with the public is that there is too much of it; what we need in public is less quantity and more quality.

One of the most important things to remember about infant care is: don't change diapers in midstream.