“For disappearing acts, it's hard to beat what happens to the eight hours suppose…” — Doug Larson

Sometimes opportunity knocks, but most of the time it sneaks up and then quietly steals away.

The surprising thing about young fools is how many survive to become old fools.

Establishing goals is all right if you don't let them deprive you of interesting detours.

The only nice thing about being imperfect is the joy it brings to others.