"To sell something, tell a woman it's a bargain; tell a man it's deductible." — Earl Wilson

One way to get high blood pressure is to go mountain climbing over molehills.

An economist is an expert who will know tomorrow why the things he predicted yesterday didn't happen.

He was so honest you could play craps with him over the phone.

The fastest way for a politician to become an elder statesman is to lose an election.