"An economist is an expert who will know tomorrow why the things he predicted yesterday didn't happen..." — Earl Wilson

One way to get high blood pressure is to go mountain climbing over molehills.

He was so honest you could play craps with him over the phone.

To sell something, tell a woman it's a bargain; tell a man it's deductible.

The fastest way for a politician to become an elder statesman is to lose an election.