“If American politics are too dirty for women to take part in, there's something …” — Edna Ferber

Roast beef, medium, is not only a food. It is a philosophy.

Being an old maid is like death by drowning, a really delightful sensation after you cease to struggle.

A woman can look both moral and exciting... if she also looks as if it was quite a struggle.

Any garment which is cut to fit you is much more becoming, even if it is not so splendid as a garment which has been cut to fit somebody not of your stature.