"One of the things that amazes me is the amount of functional illiteracy in this country... people ca..." — Edward Albert

I had an extraordinary childhood.

I don't think there's any show that really escapes it: It's very rare that a creative producer stays with the show. As soon as the producer leaves, they cut the budget.

It was a very magical upbringing, the quality of feeling special, and people treated us special. You tried real hard to remember all the normal things so you didn't get twisted.

You don't find anyone like Texans anywhere else in the world.