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“Guys wake up at your place and they expect breakfast. They don't eat bagels and …” — Elayne Boosler
Guys wake up at your place and they expect breakfast. They don't eat bagels and M&M's in the morning. They want things like toast. I say, 'I don't have these recipes.'
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