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“Getting a pedicure seems to be a standard pre-birth ritual, presumably because i…” — Faith Salie
Getting a pedicure seems to be a standard pre-birth ritual, presumably because it is relaxing and makes you feel pretty even though your little piggies are going to be covered in those awesome no-skid hospital socks which I kept on for three days.
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