"I know what my job is: I write the songs, I sing them, I play them on the piano." — Fiona Apple

I read on the Internet that I was dead.

I never went to concerts when I was a kid, so I never knew if what I was doing onstage was right.

I got into therapy in the fifth grade because I said in a sarcastic way that I was going to kill myself, and they didn't get it then. Nothing's changed.

I got drunk when I was five. Everybody gets drunk before they're 21.