"If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest that he wear a tail." — Fran Lebowitz

As a teenager you are at the last stage in your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you.

Romantic love is mental illness. But it's a pleasurable one. It's a drug. It distorts reality, and that's the point of it. It would be impossible to fall in love with someone that you really saw.

Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, and small people talk about wine.