“Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.” — Frank Sinatra

Oh, I just wish someone would try to hurt you so I could kill them for you.

There are things about organized religion which I resent. Christ is revered as the Prince of Peace, but more blood has been shed in His name than any other figure in history. You show me one step forward in the name of religion, and I'll show you a hundred retrogressions.

Hell hath no fury like a hustler with a literary agent.

In Hoboken, when I was a kid, I lived in a plenty tough neighborhood.