"Most rock journalism is people who can't write, interviewing people who can't talk, for people who c..." — Frank Zappa

I searched for years I found no love. I'm sure that love will never be a product of plasticity.

I never set out to be weird. It was always other people who called me weird.

A composer is a guy who goes around forcing his will on unsuspecting air molecules, often with the assistance of unsuspecting musicians.

There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.