"Most people wouldn't know music if it came up and bit them on the ass." — Frank Zappa

I searched for years I found no love. I'm sure that love will never be a product of plasticity.

I never set out to be weird. It was always other people who called me weird.

A composer is a guy who goes around forcing his will on unsuspecting air molecules, often with the assistance of unsuspecting musicians.

There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.